Saturday, August 11, 2007

The truth has been uncovered

I've just received word from Kelli that Harry has in fact purchased 60 copies of this DVD to distribute at our next Diver Meet Up. "This DVD is the right start to learn the right steps and movements and become the center of every ballroom party. By watching the live demonstrations presented to you by Sylvain Cardinal, 2 times Canadian dance champion and following the dance steps, the instructions, and movements you will be out dancing in no time".

His ultimate goal, the largest Underwater Ballroom Dance Party. During which he plans to turn off Angelo's air, strip Greg of another camera and blackmail Bev into baking him cookies by blaming the big hole in Bruce's boat on her Canon wrist accessory. Jeff of course will be there to document the whole thing but upon returning to the beach will be abducted by an angry mob of Koreans lead by EJ the ultimate party girl herself. In the end Harry will continue to deflect inquires into his true passion by posting pictures of really cool nudibranchs while promoting his new slogan to MVA - Marianas Dancing!

PS.
I can't believe this DVD was done by a Canadian, albiet what looks like a French Canadian - not that there's anything wrong with being French!

7 comments:

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

Well, it was still very polite.

Harry Blalock said...

Ok, why isn't your butt in the water on a beautiful Saturday instead of doing things like this? I can only imagine how much time had to be put into something this evil.

scubatripp said...

No time at all Harry that DVD actually exists!
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/fun_to_know_dancing.html

Angelo I know it was polite but you know what happens if you piss off the guy with the best blog.

Harry Blalock said...

That's very scarey if you are getting good enough to put out such hatchet pieces that quick and not even have to think about it. Here I thought my buddy Mike was the one guy I wouldn't have to put any Rules of Engagement for. Ok fine, I'll buy you more FAMB's next time.

And by the way, just how do you know so much about this ballroom dancing DVD, are you a closet dancer yourself?

Harry Blalock said...

Angelo isn't the only one who should be concerned with having his air turned off underwater now.

And who says theres nothing wrong with being French? I'm thinking somebody has watched a lot of Seinfeld.

Bev said...

i love ballroom dancing! i just need a good partner=) Harry may step on my toes.

Bruce A. Bateman said...

Marianas Dancing. There should be a website or a blogsite and a link from Marianasdive.com so the uninitiated potential tourists can see 40 or 50 local scuba divers doing the foxtrot (or at least posing so) on the sandy bottom out by Managaha.

And as Mike would probably say: Voila Monsieur, are theeze boobles not hap-pee?